So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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