Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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