you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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