just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
i need some magic done to my vagina
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
