You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
We are two peas in an std pod
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
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