K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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