he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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