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ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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