please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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