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• (925): View more from California

  We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.

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• (940): View more from Texas

  now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.

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• (347): View more from New York

  She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me

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• (915): View more from Texas

  Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?

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  It didn't follow directions.

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• (858): View more from California

  - I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Stop fucking Sharon's exes.

  (416): View more from Toronto

  Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.

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