We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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