So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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