I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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