And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
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