yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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