she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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