So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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