on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
