absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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