xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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