Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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