i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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