It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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