You work out of a Hotel?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
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