I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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