Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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