She announced her abortion via fbk
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
You left your phone here
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