my text book just quoted the cookie monster
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
this is an emotional support booty call
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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