They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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