Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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