Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Randomize
