pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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