I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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