She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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