Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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