Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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