Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Randomize
