Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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