tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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