i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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