i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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