i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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