the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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