Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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