sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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