ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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