He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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