Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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