I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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