She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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