jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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