no. you can't hotbox the world.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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