i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
