ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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